Introduce yourself^^

Hello, I'm Sara ^^
I decided to come back here after long time.
I want to improve my Japanese so if there's any Japanese speakers here... just talk to me, please ;3
Cantonese teachers welcome as well

Jo_Fiddler wrote: hi i'm your worst nightmare, nice to meet you.

FINALLY!!!
hi, pleased to meet you!

WELLLCOME
TO
OURRRR
COUNTRY!!!!!!

WE SPEAK ENGLISH.

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

San_Ichiban wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote: hi i'm your worst nightmare, nice to meet you.

FINALLY!!!
hi, pleased to meet you!

your not gonna be pleased for long cos once you engage in conversation with me your a goner cos i eat girls like you for breakfast with my toast.

and hi yourself, is it too early to say I want to be those fingers on your face ?

no, sir. you must be mistaken.
those girls you mentioned are somewhere else to be found in this forum, not under the category "san_ichiban".

just on the face?
pfff boring.

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

San_Ichiban wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

San_Ichiban wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote: hi i'm your worst nightmare, nice to meet you.

FINALLY!!!
hi, pleased to meet you!

your not gonna be pleased for long cos once you engage in conversation with me your a goner cos i eat girls like you for breakfast with my toast.

and hi yourself, is it too early to say I want to be those fingers on your face ?

no, sir. you must be mistaken.
those girls you mentioned are somewhere else to be found in this forum, not under the category "san_ichiban".

just on the face?
pfff boring.

oh don't you worry, I shall conquer the great ''san_ichiban''. I come prepared with years of training to go to a territory no man has gone before and succeeded.
and i got on my superhero briefs for gd luck

yes the face since that is all I can see...

for now

you just cant imagine how excited i am you signed up..
dont let me down!!!

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote: WELLLCOME
TO
OURRRR
COUNTRY!!!!!!

WE SPEAK ENGLISH.

thank you for the caps lock, I heard every word you typed.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO A LONG WAY AWAY FROM HERE?

At least you can read English.

The only ticket you can get from me is the one across to hell, right beside me.

Ichiban
Be careful she's amazingly gorgeous and just amazing.
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
I hear that shes half a virgin.
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
And he told her she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Pff, you might not be enough.

Jossie wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote: WELLLCOME
TO
OURRRR
COUNTRY!!!!!!

WE SPEAK ENGLISH.

thank you for the caps lock, I heard every word you typed.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO A LONG WAY AWAY FROM HERE?

At least you can read English.

The only ticket you can get from me is the one across to hell, right beside me.

Ichiban
Be careful she's amazingly gorgeous and just amazing.
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
I hear that shes half a virgin.
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
And he told her she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Pff, you might not be enough.

ok for real now.
i want to marry you, jossie.
is that allowed in the state youre in????

San_Ichiban wrote:

Jossie wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote: WELLLCOME
TO
OURRRR
COUNTRY!!!!!!

WE SPEAK ENGLISH.

thank you for the caps lock, I heard every word you typed.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO A LONG WAY AWAY FROM HERE?

At least you can read English.

The only ticket you can get from me is the one across to hell, right beside me.

Ichiban
Be careful she's amazingly gorgeous and just amazing.
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
I hear that shes half a virgin.
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
And he told her she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Pff, you might not be enough.

ok for real now.
i want to marry you, jossie.
is that allowed in the state youre in????

I'm going to post in the dirty thoughts and nc 17 threads about you

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote: WELLLCOME
TO
OURRRR
COUNTRY!!!!!!

WE SPEAK ENGLISH.

thank you for the caps lock, I heard every word you typed.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO A LONG WAY AWAY FROM HERE?

At least you can read English.

The only ticket you can get from me is the one across to hell, right beside me.

Ichiban
Be careful she's amazingly gorgeous and just amazing.
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
I hear that shes half a virgin.
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
And he told her she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Pff, you might not be enough.

ah I already booked the tickets to hell when I was in the womb so won't be needing to buy them.

* half a virgin meaning she's only a virgin in the ass?
* fierce is good, always wanted to own a lioness and be tarzan
* even spring fling queens need a king
* i don't intend on doing anything with her hair unless she asks me to of course
* car commercial means titties on show (score)
* i punched myself in the face, bloody awesome too

jossie, do you think we can keep him?

San_Ichiban wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote:

Jo_Fiddler wrote:

Jossie wrote: WELLLCOME
TO
OURRRR
COUNTRY!!!!!!

WE SPEAK ENGLISH.

thank you for the caps lock, I heard every word you typed.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO A LONG WAY AWAY FROM HERE?

At least you can read English.

The only ticket you can get from me is the one across to hell, right beside me.

Ichiban
Be careful she's amazingly gorgeous and just amazing.
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
I hear that shes half a virgin.
She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
And he told her she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Pff, you might not be enough.

ah I already booked the tickets to hell when I was in the womb so won't be needing to buy them.

* half a virgin meaning she's only a virgin in the ass?
* fierce is good, always wanted to own a lioness and be tarzan
* even spring fling queens need a king
* i don't intend on doing anything with her hair unless she asks me to of course
* car commercial means titties on show (score)
* i punched myself in the face, bloody awesome too

jossie, do you think we can keep him?

lets ask him if he's a byotch first
alot of men in hey ai are byotches, its so forrrking boring.